BRITISH GAS FIVE STAR

 

I can remember a time

In the dim and distant past

When you could boast

To your friends and neighbours

That you were the proud user

Of the British Gas five star,

All singing all dancing,

Central heating and boiler cover

Which was akin to saying

You had a Rolls Royce

Parked in your garage

Such was its superior quality

Of course, that was a world away

In in different century

Now having British Gas homecare

Is the equivalent to owning,

A 1983 Skoda