Thursday, 4 March 2021

SO NOT ATTRACTIVE

 

I like to see women in a tailored suit

And black tights on nurses make me glad

Uniformed in any kind of military garb

Schoolgirls dressed in skirts of plaid

Even traffic wardens have great appeal

And policewoman in white and blue

An air hostess wearing a ridiculous hat

And I love to see a ballerina in a tutu

These outfits all add to the attraction

Of women as a general rule of thumb

But seeing thongs above their hipsters

Is the female equivalent of builder’s bum

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