They first met on a special Christmas Eve
And chemistry sparked between the two
When passions fires were truly quenched
He asked before bidding her a fond adieu
“What are you doing on New Year’s Eve?”
She replied “oh I’m definitely doing you”
Friday 31 December 2021
THEY FIRST MET ON A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EVE
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION # 3
I was divorced from my wife
Due to my serial
infidelity
And found myself in
bed
With a girl called
Felicity
It was on New Year’s
Day
When she asked me
“Did you make a
resolution?
What was it? Go on
tell me”
I replied “Not to be
unfaithful
Ever again to my
chosen mate”
“How’s that going?”
she asked
“Ask me after our
second date”
THE YEAR IS TURNING
The year is turning, the cycle
Has made another
revolution
It’s time once more to
make
The obligatory
resolution
Which is broken within
days
But this year I have a
solution
In order to make it
last
I will not make a
resolution
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 343
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
I don’t care if they’re
One a penny,
Its only January
FROM ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT
I want to kiss you
On December 31st
Before the clock
strikes twelve
Until the last chime
Echoes in the night
Of January the first
So one year will come
to an end
In the most amazing
way
And the next will have
A beautiful beginning
DRY JANUARY
A month without alcohol
Isn’t what makes
January dry
What does, is sex
without foreplay
Or indeed the use of
KY
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE SOMETHING
New Year's resolutions are something
That go over the head
of my brother
He just doesn’t seem
to grasp their import
So they go in one year
and out the other
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