THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE

I dreamed one night that an Antelope,

Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope

But at the moment they expected least

A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast 

THE PHILANDERING POLAR BEAR

 

The philandering Polar Bear

Took a fancy to a kangaroo

But when she stole his heart

He knew he’d met his waterloo

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 433

 

Birds of a feather flock together,

And so will pigs and swine;

With kith and kin we have no choice,

I certainly didn’t choose mine

ARE YOU WEARING PINK? # 2

 

Are you wearing a Pink?

Oh, I understand that wink

My pretty little Barbie girl

As you give me a twirl

What you’re intimating I think

Is that everything is pink

And it’s an image to bewitch

When you hint at every stitch

MARRIAGE DATE NIGHT

 

When he got home one night,

His wife began to shout

That she wasn’t cooking dinner

And demanded he take her out

But to somewhere expensive

So, he agreed after some hesitation

And she repeated it had to be expensive

So, he took her to a petrol station

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE LOVER

 

William and Claire were watching

“Who wants to be a Millionaire?”

Which was while they were in bed

And during the ads he said to her

“Do you want sex?” and she said “No,”

So, he asked “Is that your final answer?”

“Yes” she replied without looking at him  

“Then I'd like to phone a friend Claire”

MARITAL RELATIONS

 

A post argument couple

Drove down a country lane

For quite a few miles,

Choosing not to speak again

Until they drove past a farm

When he said, “Relatives of yours?”

Referring to the pigs in a field

“Oh yes,” she replied, “in-laws”