If your blind date is described to you
As “passionate and
beautiful” don’t try her
Because in all
probability she’ll be
A Sloppy drunk and a pathological
liar
Friday, 21 October 2022
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 5
THE POLICE ARE BEING ISSUED WITH PENCILS
The police are being issued with pencils and
Very thin sheets of
paper, all very low tech
It’s a new initiative
being rolled out so that
When crimes occur,
they can trace a suspect
THE BLIZZARD OF OZ
The Blizzard of Oz
Continued to blow
Until the yellow brick
road
Was covered in snow
MY DOCTOR IS A LOCUM
My doctor is a Locum
Who replaced Dr
Slocombe
And all I get is Hokum
With a sprinkling of
bunkum
But I have my heath so
Ho hum
Thursday, 20 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 267
Bless you, bless you, bonny bee:
Say, when will your wedding be?
I’m only interested I
should say
So, we can all come
and ruin your day
ARE YOU WEARING A SHOCKED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a shocked expression?
Well, that’s certainly
the impression
But it’s never as bad
as it seems
“You’ve just seen the
girl of your dreams?”
“In which case you
have my sympathy
Because I’ve had
dreams like that you see”
ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILISH OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a devilish outfit?
Just the thing for a
Halloween night
A real devilish red
bloodied treat
All sinful red and ultra-skin-tight
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