My dad quit his job for a new challenge
And
any jobs he chose would be shoo ins
But
he chose to pursue his dream job
In archaeology
now his career is in ruins
Sunday, 16 February 2025
MY DAD QUIT HIS PRESTIGE JOB
WHEN I WORKED IN SECURITY
The boss told me that
As a guard in
security
It’s my job to
watch the office
Which was fine
with me
But I still don’t
know,
Even after season
three,
What watching a
comedy
Has to do with
security
1 IN 4 PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUAL TODAY
They say 1 in 4 people are homosexual today
So
out of me and my three best male friends
I
find myself wondering which one of us is gay
I
hope it’s Paul as he’s the really cute friend
I READ HORROR BOOKS
I read horror books for entertainment
But I have to read
them in Braille
I always know what
is about to happen
I can feel it,
every time without fail
UN-POPPED CORN
I
think I’m going to eat a whole bag
Of
un-popped corn just before I die,
That
should liven up the cremation
And make mourners Laugh instead of cry
MY SON SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES
My son spends too much time
Playing computer
games
On his various
devices
So, I said when I
was his age
I had to do my
homework
By the light of
the fireplaces
He then pointed
out when Lincoln
Was my age he was
already
President of the
United States
I WAS ASKED AT MY INTERVIEW
If
I could perform under pressure
I
replied “No but I can do a mean
Bohemian
Rhapsody for sure”
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