I ONCE GOT THROWN OUT OF BIRD WORLD

 

I once got thrown out of Bird World

It was the first expulsion I’d had

And it was for making a parrot giggle

It was polly tickle correctness gone mad

THERE WERE NO EGGS

There were no eggs

At all today at Lidl’s

As all the hens now

Identify as cockerels

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 444

Mary wore a little skirt

With a split right up the front

And everywhere Mary went

The view caused an affront 

MY DUCKS ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT IN A ROW

 

My ducks are most definitely not in a row

The whereabouts of some of them I do not know

And I’m almost certain one of them is a crow

THE OLD CHICKEN STOPPED LAYING EGGS

 

The old chicken stopped laying eggs

And when investigating the cause

The local vet soon discovered that she

Was going through the henopause

I DECIDED TO DO AN EVENING CLASS

 

I decided to do an evening class

And I chose the Carpenters one

We haven’t made anything yet

Because “We’ve only just begun”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 443

Mary wore a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And everywhere Mary went

Boys could feast their eyes