Sunday, 16 July 2023

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 3

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

Like, if love is supposed to be blind,

Why is lingerie as popular as it is?

PRESIDENTIAL FLIGHT

 

When POTUS bought a new thoroughbred

It had to be flown across from London 

And as it was the Presidential Colt

It had to be flown over on AirHorse 1

DICTIONARIES AND LEXICONS

 

Dictionaries and Lexicons

Are crucial to most authors

And we all wonder if there’s

Another word for Thesaurus

IT WAS FRIDAY NIGHT AND THE LADS

 

It was Friday night and the lads

Were hitting the shots to get fucked

And two guys walked into a bar

Before the third one ducked

PANDEMIC VERSUS WW2

 

Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2

They’re polar opposites in my view

In WW2 people sacrificed

Their lives to preserve liberties

But to save lives in the pandemic

We sacrificed our Liberties

IN THE GBNEWSROOM

 

In the GBNewsroom

Just ahead of the action

The producer announces

“Lights Camera Fiction”

TO BE A GREGORIAN MONK

 

I wanted to be a Gregorian monk

And looked into bursarys and grants

But all my efforts were to no avail

Because sadly I never got the chants