There is knowledge I need to know
Which will put me in
the box seat
Why does sour cream
have a 'sell by date’
Its not as if it’ll
suddenly turn sweet
There is knowledge I need to know
Which will put me in
the box seat
Why does sour cream
have a 'sell by date’
Its not as if it’ll
suddenly turn sweet
Phil Lynott wanted a special pet
And searched for it wide and far oh
When he found it, he
took it home,
Now he keeps his Pixie
in a-jar-o
I have many questions
That are not my
bailiwick
Why is it so hard to
recall
How to spell mnemonic?
In these trying times
Innovation is required
To make the most
Of any opportunities
Like a pop-up restaurant
Which sells toast
As a white man with decent values
I am blind to race and colour it’s safe to say
Though not because I don’t care
Rather it’s because I don't judge others that way
To all those white people, apologizing
For the times that have gone before
I just suggest you speak for yourselves
As I’ve done nothing to apologize for
A dinosaur footprint, found in Yorkshire,
Is causing something of a fuss,
Having belonged to a real Jurassic giant
Called the Eckythumposaurus