THERE’S A LESBIAN DINOSAUR # 2

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur

It has been Revealed to us

Which wore a strap-on

It’s named the Pegasaurus

THERE’S A LESBIAN DINOSAUR # 1

 

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur

It has been revealed to us

By exited Paleontologists who

Named it the Lickalotapus

YORKSHIRE DINOSAUR

 

A dinosaur footprint, found in Yorkshire,

Is causing something of a fuss,

Having belonged to a real Jurassic giant

Called the Eckythumposaurus

ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVERED

 

Archaeologists discovered

A relative of the Tyrannosaurus

With a complex vocabulary

They have named it Thesaurus

PTERODACTYL

None of the dinosaurs ever heard

The pterodactyl spend a penny

And the simple reason for that

Was because of the silent P

YORKSHIRE DINOSAUR

A dinosaur footprint, found in Yorkshire,

Is causing something of a fuss,

Having belonged to a real Jurassic giant

Called the Eckythumposaurus