I know I’m getting old
And there’s nothing I
can do
When old classmates
Come into your view
And you’re so wrinkled
They don’t recognise
you
Saturday, 8 July 2023
I KNOW I’M GETTING OLD # 3
I KNOW I’M GETTING OLD # 4
I know I’m getting old
In the most
fundamental of ways
When children ask me
What it was like in
the olden days
Thursday, 6 July 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A SNOOD?
Are you wearing a snood?
Well I don’t like to be
rude
But isn’t it a bit of
a palaver
And it looks like a
balaclava
I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 7
I’m something of a joker
In fact I’m a crazy
comic
I have an experimental
joke
Sadly it’s a bit
formulaic
RICK ASTLEY WILL LET YOU BORROW
Rick Astley will let you borrow
Any movie from his
Pixar collection,
But “He's never gonna
give you Up”
As that’s the obvious
exception
WILLIAM PENN'S AUNTIES
William Penn's Aunties, Bakers shop
Specialized in
pastries from France
And were fussy about
pricing their pies
They were the
pie-rates of Penn's Aunts
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