I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD

 

“I have the best wife in the world”

The long-suffering husband said

“She uses the soft end of the broom

When she strikes me across the head”

I BELIEVE IN SOUL MATES

 

I believe in soul mates

Whom you can sense long before

They come into sight

I believe mine is close

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR DESIRE?

 

What will become

Of our desire?

Will it take us?

Ever higher

To heights only Gods

Dare to aspire

 

What then

Will it just expire?

Or will it perish?

By ice or fire

Or will it deflate

Like a leaky tyre

What will become

Of our desire?

I SHOULD HAVE SAID

 

I should have said

You’re the highlight

Of every single day

I should have said

I loved you

In every single way

 

I should have said

What I was feeling

What resided in my heart

I should have said

I love you

Right from the start

 

I should have said it

But the words

Stayed in my head

I should have said

I love you

But I said “hi” instead

SILVER HEADED LADY FAIR

 

All I can do is stand and stare

At the silver headed lady fair

The woman with the silvery hair

Oh beautiful lady standing there

With the waves of silvery hair

Please be the answer to my prayer

ARE YOU WEARING A SHELL SUIT?

Are you wearing a shell suit?

Well don’t you just look cute

But I know where you are heading

And it’s not suitable for a wedding

I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 6

 

I’m something of a joker

In fact I’m a comedy clown

I have a primatology joke

As I like to monkey around