The sailor couldn’t play cards
On the voyage back
And that was because he
Was sitting on the deck
Friday, 9 June 2023
APPARENTLY IN DAYS OF YORE
Apparently in days of yore,
Evidence has come to light,
That dragon’s slept in the day
DIFFICULT TO SAY HOW
Difficult to say how
She earns a living, for
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
THE THEFT OF A WHOLE SHOP
The theft of a whole shop in Regents
Street was caught on CCTV
But police are appealing for anyone
Who saw people taking Liberty's
I HAVE A NUMBER OF CATS
I have a number of cats, but one
Is a mischievous kitten
Who swallowed a ball of wool
As a result she had Mittens
ARE YOU WEARING A BOOB TUBE?
Are you wearing a boob tube?
It’s not to my own
personal taste
Mainly because I
suppose
You’re wearing it
around your waist
GETTING ON # 7
I’m not interested in retirement,
It’s not what I want
to pursue
Listening to my
arteries hardening
As I sit and attempt
to do Sudoku
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