72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 8 June 2023

Everyone wanted to hang out

With the mushroom but why?

I didn’t see the fascination

But it’s because he’s a fungi

I picked up a bottle of Whiskey

But something was wrong with it

I didn’t know what exactly, but

I would get to the bottom of it

Someone stepped on a juicy grape

That fell from the vine

It made no utterance at its demise

But did let out a little wine

I have a phobia of elevators

Escalators and travellators

I can’t do any automated system

So I take steps to avoid them

My girlfriend was sacked as a model

Because her popularity decreased

She was actually an underwear model

So she was more accurately, debriefed

A new broom sweeps clean

Is the old modest declaration

A new broom in today’s parlance

Would be sweeping the nation

It’s offensive to objectify, even if it’s only sauce

What if it doesn't want to be called hot sauce?

What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?