EVERYONE WANTED TO HANG OUT

 

Everyone wanted to hang out

With the mushroom but why?

I didn’t see the fascination

But it’s because he’s a fungi

THE LONELY MUSHROOM

 

No one would sit next to the mushroom

And he didn’t know why, but made no fuss

It seemed to happen whatever the occasion

But when he was a lad they called him fun Gus

NO ONE WOULD SIT NEXT TO THE MUSHROOM

 

No one would sit next to the mushroom

And he really didn’t understand why

It happened whatever the occasion

And it confused him as he was a fungi

BUTTON MUSHROOMS

 

Button mushrooms

Are really not for us

Because we prefer

Humongous Fungus