I took an evening class in Bush Craft
But they used some
peculiar things
For example a sharp
blade, a mirror
Some wax and assorted
sequins
Saturday, 3 June 2023
BUSH CRAFT
THE BOYS WERE CATCHING CRABS
Down on the beach, the boys
Were Catching Crabs
In other words they
were shagging
Bimbette and Babs
DEFINITION OF GOOSE BUMPS
Definition of Goose bumps
Is not just a reflex
action
It’s what you give a
goose
On his birthday
celebration
THE YOUNG MEN CALLED HER JIGSAW
The young men called her jigsaw
For she was not
universally adored
And the boys would
only do her
When they were really
bored
FRENCH COMEDY REALLY DOES EXIST
French comedy really does exist
But it must come, prerequisite,
From the joke
producing region
Otherwise it’s just
Sparkling wit
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
Christopher Robin
Was in hundred acre
wood
And by Poohsticks
Bridge
All his friends were
stood
Lottie, Owl, and
Piglet
Eeyore, Kanga and Roo
Rabbit and bouncy
Tigger
And Winnie-the-Pooh
Poohsticks, poohsticks
Shouted Tigger and
piglet
Poohsticks, poohsticks
Yes it really does
said Rabbit
EVERY MINUTE SHE BURNED FOR HIM
Every minute she burned for him
Ever since their night
of passion
Though it was not out
of desire
Cystitis, that was her
affliction
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