72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 30 May 2023

What cheese do they serve

In the Star Wars cafeteria

Or in a galaxy far far away?

The answer is Boba Feta

When the Mouse clans pose

For photo of the families

They way to get them to smile

Is for the taker to say cheese

I once knew a girl called Jo

Jo the pretty faced

With the narrowest waist

Who was to everyone’s taste

Even other girls called Jo’s

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted

All though in truth he just doesn't fit in

The medical definition is that he’s Mallardjusted.

Inside every older person

There is a younger person

Wondering and saddened

About what had happened

I can still enjoy sex

At Seventy-four,

I live at seventy six

So, it’s only next door

So many of my friends said

They were looking forward

To attending the sarcasm club

No one turned up, awkward