I CAN STILL ENJOY SEX

 

I can still enjoy sex

At Seventy-four,

I live at seventy six

So, it’s only next door

SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS SAID

 

So many of my friends said

They were looking forward

To attending the sarcasm club

No one turned up, awkward

I TOOK MY WIFE TO AN APPLE ORCHARD

 

I took my wife to an Apple Orchard

And the fruit hung ripe to adore

But she didn’t like it, as it was not

The Apple Watch she was hoping for

ARE YOU WEARING A WIZARD’S HAT?

 

Are you wearing a wizard’s hat?

Just like they do at Hogwarts

But it’s not really appropriate

For when you’re playing sports

UNSTABLE CHEESE

 

The most unstable cheese

Curdled and quackers

Will appear quite sane

In between two crackers

SYNONYM DESCRIBES A WORD

 

Synonym describes a word

That you chose to use

When you can’t spell

The word you wanted to use

TWO OLD MEN WERE IN A NUDIST CAMP

 

Two old men were in a nudist camp

And one asked as they were sitting there

“Have you read Marx” And the other replied

“Yes, it must be the wicker chair”