Are you wearing a bicorn hat?
With red, white and
blue on
I hope you’re going to
a party
And you don’t think
you’re Wellington
Saturday, 27 May 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A BICORN HAT?
ALCOHOLIC CHEESE # 1
If a cheese is tempted to drink
Too much, it should not
Because if it does
succumb
It is at risk of
Livarot
THE ABSENT GIFT
The man explained why he hadn’t
Got his wife a gift
for her birthday
The previous year he
bought her
The nice plot in the
cemetery
That she had
requested, and she
Hadn’t used it, and he
was unhappy
AFTER GETTING HOME LATE ONE NIGHT
After getting home late one night, very drunk,
He sees something that
will forever scar his brain
And the consequence of
seeing two of his wife
He quit drinking so he
wouldn’t see that again
SHE PUT THE ASHES IN AN EGG TIMER
She put the ashes in an egg timer
After her husband’s final
breath
So he would at least
be useful
Around the house after
his death
HE WAS RUNNING AN ELECTRIC FIRE ALL DAY
He was running an electric fire all day
And he’d never been so
extravagant before
But he said he wasn’t
worried about the cost
Because he borrowed it
from next door
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