MUSICAL CHEESE

 

Stilton, Roquefort and Cambozola

Were all over the music news

Talking about their latest album

Which is another collection of Blues

BECAUSE OF HER CONFIDENT STRIDE

 

Because of her confident stride

Everyone noticed Anne Boleyn

And the King set his cap at her

As her rivals would only amble in

A YOUNGER MEMBER OF STAFF

 

A younger member of staff

Caused something of a melee

Having completely misunderstood

The nature of Mufti day

I KEEP FALLING OVER

 

I keep falling over

I don’t know what for

I should talk to someone

Maybe a Trip advisor

MARRIED WEIGHT ISSUES

 

When single women get home

They see what’s in the fridge

And then go to bed

However married women get home

See what’s in the bed

And goes to the fridge instead

YESTERDAY MY HOUSE WAS BURGLED

 

Yesterday my house was burgled

And today I feel really crappy

They stole my anti-depressants

Well, I just hope they are happy

ARE YOU WEARING A CHEST WIG?

 

Are you wearing a chest wig?

Did you get it off a yeti?

He must be cold without it

But it does suit you Betty