72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 18 May 2023

No one would sit next to the mushroom

And he didn’t know why, but made no fuss

It seemed to happen whatever the occasion

But when he was a lad they called him fun Gus

My girlfriend told me she was having her period

And I responded quite innocently “What! Again?”

And then she lost it and screamed “you’re right

Let me go online and cancel my monthly subscription”

My wife has named our kitchen appliances

She’s lost her mind and it’s seriously scary

Our fridge has been named “Fridget Jones”

And milk and cheese are Fridget Jones's Dairy

A new Prisoner says to a fellow new arrival

“I’m in for 10 years, how long are you in for?”

“15 years” The other man replies “So as you

Get our first you'd can have the bed near the door

My doctor has told me

I must eat my five a day

It’s a target I must achieve

And so I will, Kumquat may

There are many phobias

Some of great renown

For me it’s the stairs

They really get me down

In Star Wars some droids are

Self-centered, like C-3PO

Everything is me, me, me,

He should be named C-mePO