EXPLOSIVE CHEESE

 

The bomb disposal team

Have to handle dangerous cheese

It’s a very delicate process

Which they follow very Caerphilly

MUSICAL MOUSE

 

Mice have very high standards

Including what’s on their MP3

So when they want to chill out

They listen to some R 'n' Brie

CHEESE FETISH

 

The dairy man had a cheese fetish

And his wife liked him to paint her

Which he did with liquid cheese

In fact he actually Double Gloucester

CONCEITED CHEESE

 

The conceited cheese viewed himself

In the bathroom mirror repeatedly

And while he stared at his reflection

He would smile and say Halloumi

ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER EYE LASHES?

 

Are you wearing glitter eye lashes?

It’s a very interesting look

Not enough people make themselves

Appear ridiculous in my book

A THOUSAND MILE JOURNEY # 2

 

A journey of a thousand miles

Begins with a single step apparently

Well, that’s the philosophical view

It begins with a flat tire in reality

IF YOU NEED HELP WHEN MOVING HOUSE

 

If you need help when moving house

You can always call on your buddies

It’s to be expected from everyday friends

But great friends help you move bodies