No one would sit next to the mushroom
And he really didn’t understand
why
It happened whatever
the occasion
And it confused him as
he was a fungi
Saturday, 13 May 2023
NO ONE WOULD SIT NEXT TO THE MUSHROOM
THE DEFINITION OF A PLUMBER
The definition of a Plumber
Is quite easily
comprehended
It’s someone who has
to repair
The things that I have
mended
THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME DOUBT
There may have been some doubt
As to his allegiance to the club
Denoted by replica shirt and shorts
But no such doubt existed in regard
To the authenticity of
his jock strap
As we all know what
they supports.
JEZZA CAME CLOSE AT THE LAST ELECTION
Jezza came close at the last election
There’s certainly no
doubt about that
But that was then, but
now he’s gone
From Corbyn to Hasbyn
in no time flat
ON THE JOURNEY THROUGH MARRIAGE
On the journey through marriage
There is inevitably a
little strife
But I would say as a
general rule
“A happy wife means a
happy life”
Friday, 12 May 2023
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A LAUGH?
Are you wearing it for a laugh?
It’s overly sweet in
fact it’s cloying
I know it’s supposed
to be funny
But to me it’s just annoying
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