Are you wearing Oxford Bags?
Well, the obvious
question that begs
If they are no longer
in fashion
Is it because you have baggy legs
Are you wearing Oxford Bags?
Well, the obvious
question that begs
If they are no longer
in fashion
Is it because you have baggy legs
Some activities in life
Since time began
Build your self-esteem
Like no others can
One such activity
Of which I’m a fan
Is sharpening pencils
with a knife
As it makes me feel
like a man
The Oracles of antiquity,
Were portals to the
Olympians
So, the Gods could
speak
Directly to those in
their dominions
Breaking news, a Theme Park
For the Teletubbies is
planned
But it only features
one of them
It’s going to be
called Po Land
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool
Than to speak and remove any and all doubt
I wish I had heard that proverb before I spoke
Keeping quiet would
have been a very good shout
Anyone who actually believes
That cheats never
prosper
Have never seen
defenders
Preparing to defend a
corner
Women will dress up to go shopping
And for doing chores
and errands too
Whereas Men will dress
up for Weddings
And funerals, but only
if they have to