My wife made me go car hunting with her
As we have a family
she wanted a People Carrier
And the trip went okay
until I upset her
When I said that every
car was a people carrier
Monday, 24 April 2023
MY WIFE MADE ME GO CAR HUNTING WITH HER
WHEN YOU LOOK AT A HIPPO
When you look at a Hippo
It obviously differs
from a Zippo
As one is a really
heavy blighter,
And the other is a
little lighter
I APPROACHED THE WOMAN IN THE BOOKSHOP
I approached the woman in the bookshop
“I want a book on
Turtles” I told her
And she responded
“Hardback?"
“Well obviously they’re
hardback, duh”
IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO OFFEND ISIS
If you are looking to offend ISIS
And you’re a woman,
wear a short skirt
That would seem to do
the trick
And if you’re a man,
wear a short skirt
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 6
“This will separate the men from the boys”
Was stated in my youth
repeatedly
However it what
separates them today
Appears to be is Operation Yew Tree
HOLMES HAD OVERDOSED
Holmes told Watson that he had overdosed
Which caused something
of a shock
Holmes then told him
it was on Imodium
And Watson exclaimed
“No shit, Sherlock”
IF I DISCOVERED A NEW SPECIES
If I discovered a new species,
An animal to suit the
agrarians
I would have to name
it Quorn
To really mess with
vegetarians
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