I SUFFER FROM A STRANGE PHOBIA

 

I suffer from a strange phobia

Which was hard for me to admit

As I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 439

 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells, and cockle shells

And other tacky blingy show

ARE YOU WEARING A NAPPY?

 

Are you wearing a nappy?

Well, if that’s what you wish

But have you become incontinent?

Or is it just some kind of fetish

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN IRISH?

 

Could Jesus have been Irish?

Well, the bible says He never marries

He loved green pastures and water

And He was always telling stories

THE OCTOBER REVOLUTION

The October Revolution

Is something to remember

But the Russians don’t

Celebrate it until November

EVEN NETFLIX HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION

 

Even Netflix has come to the conclusion

I watch too much TV, so there’s no doubt,

It doesn’t suggest more box sets to watch

Instead, it’s started suggesting I go out

I AM A DOUBTING THOMAS

 

I am certainly a doubting Thomas

My doubts are quite eclectic

But my disbelieving is such

That I don’t believe in sceptics