MY UNCLE HAD HIS NECK BRACE FITTED

 

My Uncle had his neck brace fitted

Because he has arthritis in his neck

But in the five years he's had the brace

My Uncle has never looked back

 

WHEN YOU’RE FEELING ON TOP OF THE WORLD

 

When you’re feeling on top of the world

Don’t fall into the trap and boast

Because one day you're the best thing

Since sliced bread and the next, you're toast

ROSES AND VIOLETS

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made your friend pretty,

But what happened to you?

FRIENDSHIP IS DIFFICULT TO DEFINE

 

Friendship is difficult to define

But I think the best example for me

Is when I walk into someone’s house

And Wi-Fi connects automatically

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 438

 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

Well if you don’t plant seed

You can’t reap what you sow

ARE YOU WEARING VELVET GLOVES?

 

Are you wearing velvet gloves?

Oh, how elegantly you’re stood

Their addition, a touch of class

If anyone knew class, you would

They look so elegant on you

I just hope they feel as good

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN NATIVE AMERICAN?

 

Could Jesus have been Native American?

Possibly, he was at peace with nature

He ate fish, and had an affinity with birds

And He talked of the Great Spirit in his future