Wednesday, 19 April 2023

ROSES AND VIOLETS

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made your friend pretty,

But what happened to you?

FRIENDSHIP IS DIFFICULT TO DEFINE

 

Friendship is difficult to define

But I think the best example for me

Is when I walk into someone’s house

And Wi-Fi connects automatically

Tuesday, 18 April 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 438

 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

Well if you don’t plant seed

You can’t reap what you sow

ARE YOU WEARING VELVET GLOVES?

 

Are you wearing velvet gloves?

Oh, how elegantly you’re stood

Their addition, a touch of class

If anyone knew class, you would

They look so elegant on you

I just hope they feel as good

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN NATIVE AMERICAN?

 

Could Jesus have been Native American?

Possibly, he was at peace with nature

He ate fish, and had an affinity with birds

And He talked of the Great Spirit in his future

CAMEL HAIR BRUSHES

Camel hair brushes are not

Made from camel hair to be fair

It’s just one of life’s oddities

They are made of Squirrel fur

QUASIMODO OF NOTRE DAME

 

Quasimodo of Notre Dame

Who loved Esmerelda

Always had a hunch

He needed to see a doctor