Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made your friend
pretty,
But what happened to
you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made your friend
pretty,
But what happened to
you?
Friendship is difficult to define
But I think the best
example for me
Is when I walk into
someone’s house
And Wi-Fi connects
automatically
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Well if you don’t plant seed
You can’t reap what
you sow
Are you wearing velvet gloves?
Oh, how elegantly
you’re stood
Their addition, a
touch of class
If anyone knew class,
you would
They look so elegant
on you
I just hope they feel
as good
Could Jesus have been Native American?
Possibly, he was at
peace with nature
He ate fish, and had
an affinity with birds
And He talked of the
Great Spirit in his future
Camel hair brushes are not
Made from camel hair
to be fair
It’s just one of
life’s oddities
Quasimodo of Notre Dame
Who loved Esmerelda
Always had a hunch
He needed to see a
doctor