72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 17 April 2023

Could Jesus have been a Californian?

Well its true He never cut His hair

He walked around in sandals

And He started a new religion, so Yer

The Canary Islands, as listed

In geographical catalogues

Are not named after the birds

And are really the Isles of Dogs

I woke up the day after the party

With a penis drawn on my face

But that wasn’t the worst of it

The perpetrator had had to trace

A Hipster burnt his mouth,

The stupid fool,

When he ate the pizza

Before it was cool

Tony the Tiger is dead

And the news is a bit of a chiller

He has been murdered

And Police suspect a cereal killer

My wife and I are both

In our late 50s for sure

I’m fast approaching 59

And she’s just turned 64

Oh how they all cruelly scoffed

When I said that I would one day

Learn the secret of invisibility

If they could only see me now, eh