ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?

 

Are you wearing a contented expression?

You certainly have an air of being detached

But then you’re a man and at the end of the day

Which means if it itches, it will be scratched

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN JEWISH?

 

Could Jesus have been Jewish?

It is the most likely eventuality

As He Did go into His Father's business

He lived at home until he was 33

He was sure his Mother was a virgin

And she was sure He was God, so maybe

THE HOKEY COKEY # 1

 

I just realised that I haven't done

The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about.

I guess that when you get older,

You just forget what it's all about.

I ASKED C.S. LEWIS

 

I asked C.S. Lewis what he kept

In his wardrobe,

Beyond suit and dress

And with a wry smile

And a twinkle in his eye

He replied, Narnia business

MY SISTER IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY

 

My sister is into photography

It makes her shine and glow

And she talks enthusiastically

But you can’t shutter up though

THE YEAR OUT

 

I took a “year out” before going to Uni

And I got a job before you start to sneer

I got a job on the London Underground

And I call it my “Mind the Gap Year”

THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR

 

Called the Hundred Years War

I was understandably misled

Because the war really lasted

A hundred and sixteen instead