NO MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

 There is a famous quote about God

Not giving you more than you can handle

Well there are times that I just wish

He didn't have quite so much faith in me

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CATS AND DOGS

The difference between

Cats and dogs is easily seen

Because Dogs have owners

Whereas Cats have helpers

TERRIBLE HOARDING

 

I’m a terrible hoarder and if there’s one thing

I’ve learned about junk, and I’ve learned quite a bit

Junk is something you've kept for many years

And throw away three weeks before you need it

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 431

 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Followed by an average winter

Then he had an indifferent spring

Leading to the most glorious summer

ARE YOU WEARING BLUE?

 

Are you wearing blue?

So, tell me, what’s your story?

Roedean and Oxbridge, I see

So, you’ll be marrying a Tory

YOU’LL NEVER GUESS I BET

 

You’ll never guess I bet

What it is that you get

If you cross the Atlantic

With the RMS Titanic?

Do you give in? Can I say?

Ok then “About half way”

GIFTED AMATEURS

 

If someone says they’re an Amateur

There’s really no need to panic

Because Amateurs built the Ark

While Professionals built the Titanic