What does the Easter Bunny
Get for himself
For making a basket?
Two points, like
anyone else.
The Easter Bunny’s Story
Is a classic Easter
Tale
But given his
characteristics
It might be a Cotton
Tale
My niece loves the Easter Bunny
But she won’t say
Happy Easter
When she wears her
Bunny Ears
She likes to say Hoppy
Easter
The difference between a crazy Bunny
And counterfeit
currency
Is simple really, one
is a mad bunny
While the other is bad
money
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But after Brexit is settled,
they will
Have to go home again
Are you wearing a Pink?
And are dressed as a
ballet dancer
Well, all credit to
you man
Standing up to breast
Cancer
Prevention is better than cure
Well I’m not so sure
Prevention is only
helpful until
You are actually ill