Friday, 7 April 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 427

Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

But after Brexit is settled, they will

Have to go home again 

ARE YOU WEARING PINK? # 1

 

Are you wearing a Pink?

And are dressed as a ballet dancer

Well, all credit to you man

Standing up to breast Cancer

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 5

 

Prevention is better than cure

Well I’m not so sure

Prevention is only helpful until

You are actually ill

TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL

 

Temple walls are straight and tall

But my body is not like a temple at all

I have curves and am short in stature

I'm more like a disused rollercoaster

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS?

Are you wearing Easter stockings?

Beneath your long spring coat

Are you suitably resplendent?

Will you really float my boat? 

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 2

 

Are you wearing Easter tights?

Adorned with a appropriate motif

Well if those long festive limbs

Decorated with an Easter motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief


ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS? # 2

 

Are you wearing Easter stockings?

With a bunny rabbit motif

Along those long festive garlands

How I wish to trace each relief

Along each luscious limber leg

An ascent exquisitely brief

To reach the special Easter gift

Beyond the bunny rabbit motif