Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But after Brexit is settled,
they will
Have to go home again
Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But after Brexit is settled,
they will
Have to go home again
Are you wearing a Pink?
And are dressed as a
ballet dancer
Well, all credit to
you man
Standing up to breast
Cancer
Prevention is better than cure
Well I’m not so sure
Prevention is only
helpful until
You are actually ill
Temple walls are straight and tall
But my body is not
like a temple at all
I have curves and am
short in stature
I'm more like a
disused rollercoaster
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
Beneath your long
spring coat
Are you suitably resplendent?
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Adorned with a
appropriate motif
Well if those long
festive limbs
Decorated with an
Easter motif
Were to entwine about
me
Then my resistant would
be brief
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
With a bunny rabbit
motif
Along those long
festive garlands
How I wish to trace each
relief
Along each luscious
limber leg
An ascent exquisitely
brief
To reach the special Easter
gift
Beyond the bunny
rabbit motif