When hunger beckons
It’s a simple enough
solution
He goes back four seconds
Saturday, 1 April 2023
MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2
My brother is a pessimist
With all his
nay-saying
And a glass half full
guy
With his
catastrophising
I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR
I was in a fashionable cocktail bar
And my mind began to
wander
To of all things,
strippers' names
So, I ordered a Brandy
Alexander
MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY
My grandchildren live in the city
And they seem to be
happy there
The youngest just
started at cursery
That’s where small
kids learn to swear
Friday, 31 March 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 420
Mary had a little lamb
Which she named Teagan
And it would live free
Because Mary was a
Vegan
ARE YOU WEARING SPATS?
Are you wearing spats?
Like some old Chicago gangster
If you were told they were in vogue
Then you’re the butt of a prankster
APRIL SHOWERS BRING
April showers bring
May flowers it seems
But then May flowers
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