I was in a fashionable cocktail bar
And my mind began to
wander
To of all things,
strippers' names
So, I ordered a Brandy
Alexander
I was in a fashionable cocktail bar
And my mind began to
wander
To of all things,
strippers' names
So, I ordered a Brandy
Alexander
My grandchildren live in the city
And they seem to be
happy there
The youngest just
started at cursery
That’s where small
kids learn to swear
Mary had a little lamb
Which she named Teagan
And it would live free
Because Mary was a
Vegan
Are you wearing spats?
Like some old Chicago gangster
If you were told they were in vogue
Then you’re the butt of a prankster
April showers bring
May flowers it seems
But then May flowers
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
of their demise
Are working as the
Chuckle Brothers
In their most cunning
disguise
He said “I was asked by my daughter,
If I could go out to
East Africa”
I retorted “that’s
amazing, Kenya?”
He replied “No I had
to disappoint her”