Saturday, 1 April 2023

I WAS IN A FASHIONABLE COCKTAIL BAR

 

I was in a fashionable cocktail bar

And my mind began to wander

To of all things, strippers' names

So, I ordered a Brandy Alexander

MY GRANDCHILDREN LIVE IN THE CITY

 

My grandchildren live in the city

And they seem to be happy there

The youngest just started at cursery

That’s where small kids learn to swear

Friday, 31 March 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 420

 

Mary had a little lamb

Which she named Teagan

And it would live free

Because Mary was a Vegan

ARE YOU WEARING SPATS?

 

Are you wearing spats?

Like some old Chicago gangster

If you were told they were in vogue

Then you’re the butt of a prankster

APRIL SHOWERS BRING

April showers bring

May flowers it seems

But then May flowers

Only bring Pilgrims

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 6

 

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour of their demise

Are working as the Chuckle Brothers

In their most cunning disguise

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (7)

 

He said “I was asked by my daughter,

If I could go out to East Africa”

I retorted “that’s amazing, Kenya?”

He replied “No I had to disappoint her”