MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY

 

My mother is judge and jury

In our domestic establishment

She ensures we all do our bit

It’s known as Chore enforcement

THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT

 

An important element of

The Feline establishment

Is the Cat Constabulary

Known as Claw enforcement

THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT

 

An important element of

The Canine establishment

Is the Dog Constabulary

Known as Paw enforcement

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying,

And a glass half full guy

With his speclionegging

WE WILL GO TO SWITZRLAND

 

We will go to Switzerland

With our Dog from Alsace

When the time comes, and

Go to the clinic, Dognitas

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

 

I was looking for someone

To make my heart race

And my skin tingle

I searched high and low

Until I finally found her

At a Singles Mingle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 419

 

Mary had a little lamb

And she loved that lamb a bunch

But she wasn’t sentimental

So, they ate it for Sunday lunch