LOVE IS ALL ABOUT SHARING

 

Love is all about sharing

It’s the corner stone, you see

When my wife gets the flu

She always shares it with me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 416

 

Jack and Jill

Went up the hillock

He proposed then she

Called him a pillock

ARE YOU WEARING A POUT?

 

Are you wearing a pout?

Well, it’s bold without a doubt

But the overwhelming impression

Is that you look like a trout

YOU CANNOT LIVE YOUR LIFE IN PARK

 

You cannot live your life in “Park”

Nor can you reverse to happier times

You must put it into drive and go

Leave the pain of loss and regret

On life’s hard shoulder and go forward

And see what more life has to offer

I LOVE FRIDAY, IT’S A SPECIAL DAY

 

I love Friday, it’s a special day

But nothing ruins that Friday feeling

Quite as much as the realisation

That it’s still actually Thursday

MONEY TALKS IS THE SAYING

 

“Money talks” is the saying

I’m not quite sure why

If my money could talk

It would only ever say good-bye

THE OLD SAYING GOES

 

The old saying goes

“If you can't beat them, join them”

But a rethink is called for,

“If you can't beat them”,

Rather than joining them

You should “beat them”,

Because they will be expecting

You to “join them”,

As a result you will take them

Completely by surprise