Sunday, 26 March 2023

WOMEN MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAKE ORGASMS

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms

It’s due to how Mother Nature equip

Although men aren’t born with that ability

But they can fake a whole relationship

MY SISTER SAYS THEY ARE BOTHERED BY A RACCOON

 

My sister says they are bothered by a Raccoon

Who boldly take things off their veranda

It’s very brazen, and is one of nature’s scroungers  

Although she calls it their garbage Panda

TIMES ARE BAD AND GETTING WORSE

 

Times are bad and getting worse

And I’m shocked at the severity

As the light at the end of the tunnel

Has been turned off due to austerity

EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

 

Everything happens for a reason,

Is the generally accepted view

Unfortunately, you must admit

That sometimes the reason is you

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 415

 

Itsy bitsy spider

Climbed up the water spout

Arriving in the shower

As she was getting out

And that was when

She began to scream or shout

ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?

 

Are you wearing nylon pants?

There can be no other explanation

Because every time you get aroused

It affects the TV reception

I FLEW ON AN INFAMOUS BUDGET AIRLINE

 

I flew on an infamous budget airline

Who charged for every single item

Except for the bad service, that was free,

Which was very generous of them