EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

 

Everything happens for a reason,

Is the generally accepted view

Unfortunately, you must admit

That sometimes the reason is you

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 415

 

Itsy bitsy spider

Climbed up the water spout

Arriving in the shower

As she was getting out

And that was when

She began to scream or shout

ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?

 

Are you wearing nylon pants?

There can be no other explanation

Because every time you get aroused

It affects the TV reception

I FLEW ON AN INFAMOUS BUDGET AIRLINE

 

I flew on an infamous budget airline

Who charged for every single item

Except for the bad service, that was free,

Which was very generous of them

GOD BLESSED US WITH THE BRAIN

 

God blessed us with the brain

To solve very complex problems

However human nature means

Using it creates more problems

I DISCOVERED WHEN WE WERE ON HOLIDAY

 

I discovered when we were on holiday

That my girlfriend screams the same way

Whether a shark might render her caput

Or a piece of dead seaweed touches her foot

MY GRANDMA TOLD ME HER JOINTS TROUBLE HER

 

My grandma told me her joints trouble her

And elaborated, saying they are getting weaker

I said I had a way to make her life brighter

If she was just to roll her spliffs a bit tighter