Tuesday, 21 March 2023

THE TECHNOLOGICAL AGE

 

The technological age of the

21st century is great, isn't it?

When deleting history has become

More important than making it.

AFTER ALMOST FIFTY YEARS OF LABOUR

 

After almost fifty years of labour

I have failed to get ahead even a bit

Because I started out with nothing,

And I find that I still have most of it

TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT

 

Two wrongs don't make a right,

I tell my daughter and her brother

And if you need a good example

Just look at me and your mother

TEAM WORK IS IMPORTANT

 

Team work is important,

In fact its second to none

Because it makes it easier

To put the blame on someone

IT ONLY DAWNS ON YOU QUITE

 

It only dawns on you, quite

How un-photogenic you are

Until it’s time for a group photo

And they hand you the camera

Monday, 20 March 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 409

 

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

The power he liked to relish and savour

He now knows was inappropriate behaviour

ARE YOU WEARING SEDUCTIVE GARB?

 

Are you wearing seductive garb?

Well I have to admire you style

But in order to seduce me

You need only wear a smile