ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARB?

 

Are you wearing sexy garb?

Well bless your heart I’m glad

But you wasted your time

Trying to look sexy is mad

You were sexy already, there

Was nothing you had to add

HAIR OF AUBURN

 

Hair of Auburn

Falls untamed

Over pale flesh

Stark in contrast

Like a crimson rose

Against bridal white

SADIQ KHAN, PHOTO OP BOY

 

For little Sadiq, appearing big

Is the name of the game

So, if its bad news, photo op boy

Is on scene to apportion blame,

If it’s good he’s there, so that

All the praise is his to claim

MY FATHER IN LAW IS FULL OF IT

 

My father in law is full of shit

And I say that without hesitation

He would disagree obviously

As he would call it constipation

I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

 

I have come to the conclusion

That atoms are conniving

Deceitful and untrustworthy

Because they make up everything

IN HIS ADVENTURE’S

In his adventure’s against

Captain Hooks pirate band

Peter Pan always flies

Because he can Neverland

I LOVE MY PETER PAN JOKE

 

I love my Peter Pan joke

It’s the funniest I’ve told

And I tell it over and over

And it never gets old