BEING IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

 

Being in the medical profession

And being a private practitioner

Is the most tedious, as it requires

More patients than any other

YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

“You look like a million dollars”

I told my wife and she was all aglow

I didn’t explain that meant not as good

As she did twenty years ago

HAPPY AS LARRY

 

Apparently, being Happy as Larry

Means you’re a happy Chappie

But I want to know who Larry is

And whys he so bloody happy

COUPLES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

 

Couples on the dance floor

In the heat of their oscillation

Can very easily find themselves

In an agreeable osculation

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 406

Wee Willie Winkie ran through the town

Upstairs and downstairs in his night-gown

Wee Willie Winkie wasn’t his real name

It was just a very cold night for that game 

ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER?

 

Are you wearing patent leather?

Well at least it will never weather

But I would have to say honesty

On you it looks like PVC

HAIR OF MAHOGANY

 

Hair of Mahogany

Tumbles unchecked

Over freckled skin

In perfect complement

Like forest fronds

In a dappled glade