Wednesday, 15 March 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 404

 

Four and twenty blackbirds

Baked in a crumble

Would that make Greggs

Customers grumble?

ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER BOOTS?

 

Are you wearing patent leather boots?

Well, I’m as open minded as any other

But really? Thigh length leather boots

When we’re burying your mother

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 7

 

If you value your life avoid places

That might make your nerves jangle

A certain geographical location

For example the Bermuda Triangle

HAIR OF CHESTNUT

 

Hair of Chestnut

Tumbles unchecked

Over freckled skin

In perfect complement

Like forest fronds

In a dappled glade

ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 2

 

One secret to a happy life

Is this and nothing more

Once a year, go somewhere

You’ve never been before.

AN ARTIST SHOULD BE ADMIRED

 

An artist should be admired

Treasured and inspired

And encouraged to create

Art to which we can relate

THE PAINTER AND HIS MODEL

 

The painter and his model

Were smitten from the very start

And every stroke of his brush

Said “I love you with all my art”