MY SON TOLD ME HE PLAYED IN A BAND

 

My son told me he played in a band

And I’m afraid I did have to mock

Because they are called the Pilgrims

So I asked if they played Plymouth Rock

MEDICINAL REJECTION

 

“I can't be your valentine

For medical reasons” said Nick

“God is it serious?” he asked

“No you just make me sick”

HOOCHIE COOCHIE

 

I really like to smooch

With my hoochie cooch

And the times I am in bliss

Is when we hug and kiss

Because I’m just a sucker

For my honey’s pucker

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 403

 

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a Tuffet

Why not on a chair?

The silly mare

ARE YOU WEARING A BABY DOLL DRESS?

Are you wearing a baby doll dress?

Well I don’t want to cause any distress

But are you sure that look is alright

When you’ve got that much cellulite 

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 6

 

If you value your life avoid places

Famous for a murderous creature

Like a certain geographical location

Yes I’m talking about Transylvania

HAIR OF JET

 

Hair of jet

Falls untamed

Over alabaster skin

Stark in contrast

Like a ravens wing

Against fresh snow