72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 3 March 2023

Mr Ohm wanted to meet someone

And start a marital home

And he just couldn’t resistor

That’s why she’s now Mrs Ohm

My son has an iPod

His sister has an iPad

My wife has an iPhone

And its iPay for Dad

Now I know I’ve reach rock bottom

It must be due to my personality

I just got in my car and I discovered

And even the Satnav’s not talking to me

He was fed up with his device

So in frustration without flinching

He dropped his iPad in the river

And it immediately started synching

Tuesday's child

Is full of grace,

(Well, it’s not that lump of a boy next door then)

Are you wearing a smug expression?

Well, that can mean just one thing

As you’re dressed in that dark suit

You didn’t shake before letting it swing

I have given up sex for Lent

Which is to some small extent

An empty gesture on my part

As to stop I’d first need to start