Are you wearing a smug expression?
Well, that can mean
just one thing
As you’re dressed in
that dark suit
You didn’t shake
before letting it swing
Are you wearing a smug expression?
Well, that can mean
just one thing
As you’re dressed in
that dark suit
You didn’t shake
before letting it swing
I have given up sex for Lent
Which is to some small
extent
An empty gesture on my
part
As to stop I’d first
need to start
I went into hospital for minor surgery
The staff did not fill
me with a sense of security
As I was coming around
I heard someone say
“I hope this patient
has already had a family”
Being English we like to think that
Australians have no
refinement at all
But today they are not
without culture
They have Greek yogurt
now after all
I had heard that there was such a thing
As sophisticated North
Americans
And I have to admit
when I heard that
I assumed they were
talking about Canadians
Was the first man Adam, an Englishman?
There’s a question
with which to grapple
As he was stood next
to a naked woman
And he had thoughts
only about the apple
There was once a Dutchman
Who made inflatable
togs
It was only a short
career
As he popped his clogs