LOOKING VERY GOOD IN BLACK

I thought of how good she looked in black

When I saw her approaching

And anticipated the removal of the Green dress

At the end of the evening

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 385

 

“As I was going up the stair

I met a man who wasn't there!

He wasn't there again today

Damn that was some good Mary J”

ARE YOU WEARING A CASSOCK?

 

Are you wearing a cassock?

As you kneel on a hassock

I wonder what it’s concealing

As you’re reverently kneeling

One day I might get to see

As you change in the vestry

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 15

 

The true nature of fairy tales

Are for the devotee, a heartbreaker

Because the tales were sanitized

Such as the Elves and the Hoe maker

I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 7

 

I went into hospital for minor surgery

Afterwards in recovery I heard an exchange

Of converse between the attending clinicians

“What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?”

IT WAS ANOTHER SUV BIRTHDAY

 

It was another SUV birthday

Thanks to my significant other

No not that kind of SUV, I got

Socks, Underwear and Viagra

IF I KNEW THE FUTURE

 

If I knew the future and in particular

When I was going to die and where

The knowledge would be of little use

Other than to warn me not to go there