AN ELDERLY FEMALE DRIVER WAS SEEN BY POLICE

An elderly female driver was seen by police

Driving on the motorway very dangerously

She was knitting a jumper while at the wheel

The police told her to Pullover immediately 

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WASN’T ALLOWED

 

William Shakespeare wasn’t allowed

To drink in his local hostelry

And the reason for that was because

He had been Bard obviously

KERMIT THE FROG’S CAR

 

Kermit the Frog’s car

Broke down one day

So, he phoned the AA

And it got Toad away

WHEN ANNE BOLEYN WAS UNDRESSED

When Anne Boleyn was undressed

It was observed when they viewed her

That she was covered in tooth marks

Because of her husband Henry Tudor 

APPARENTLY ONE IN THREE KIDS # 1

 

Apparently one in three kids

Are conceived in an IKEA bed

One in three chavs are conceived

In the stores toilets instead

A WORLD RENOWNED SCIENTIST

A world-renowned scientist

Decided that he would utilize

A beautiful knocker on his door

And he won the No Bell prize

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 379

Little Bo Peep

Has lost her sheep

But in truth

She does care a peep

She prefers ram’s

Does Little Hoe Peep