72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 17 February 2023

My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen

And the sauces she must skilfully render

Which is quite ironic really when you hear

The way the chef pronounces Brenda

We could see a group of hippies drowning

I said “we should try to save them if we can”

My wife was thoughtful for a moment before

She replied “No I think they’re too far out man”

Jack be Nimble,

Jack be quick,

But please don’t play

With your candle stick

Are you wearing a look of satisfaction?

Well, that blush is a tell-tale sight

You have clearly been indulging

In a spot of afternoon delight

Fumble Lina, Fumble Lina sexy little thing

Fumble Lina prance, Fumble Lina swing

Fumble Lina all I do is give a whistle or give a call

And because you’re so full of lust you let me have it all

Poultry farmers who keep

Battery chickens are fiends

Because they earn their

Immoral living by fowl means

The young callow man did truly pine

And hoped someone would introduce

Him to the rich lumberman's daughter

So, he made sure he looked spruce