I WAS TOLD SOMETHING INTERESTING

 

I was told something interesting

By the RSPCA Man

He said Dogs can’t have an MRI

But explained that CatsCan

AUTOMATED CONCEIT

 

The guy was so conceited that when

He stood in the cubicle with nothing on

And his automatic shower came to life

He thought his nakedness had turned it on

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 377

 

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a lama

And that’s because she’s

A short sighted farmer

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM?

 

Are you wearing denim?

I didn’t know you could still buy it

It’s just like I remember

And it still smells like shit

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 7

 

“You'll never guess my name”

Taunted Rumpelstiltskin.

“I know” she said “but that’s because

Of the Gimp Mask you’re wearing”

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAMERA

The difference between a camera

And a bad case of influenza

Is that one makes facsimiles

And the other makes sick families

I WILL DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN

 

I will differentiate between, if I can,

A tube and a foolish Dutchman

Ah yes, one is a hollow cylinder

And the other is a silly Hollander